The Carnival
HOST: Welcome to the carnival! I’m your host for the evening. Step right up! YOU: What is this? HOST: It’s a ride. Haven’t you seen one before? YOU: Well, yes, but it doesn’t look stable or secure. HOST: Who cares about the foundation?! You come here for the fun of it, right?! YOU: I suppose…Why are you shouting? HOST: No one likes the meek and mild. My job is to dazzle you! YOU: You’re certainly a character one would likely not soon forget…Say, what else does this place have to offer? HOST: You look like the kind of person who likes to play games. Over here we have multiple booths to choose from. No flipping tables due to your loses though. The guy over there just outside the entry did that once and now he thinks HE runs this place! YOU: That guy looks familiar… HOST: Yeah, he gets that a lot… Never mind him though, what game will suit your fancy tonight? Bobbing for apples? YOU: Those remind me of some apples I saw a long time ago at a bad dinner party. Pass… HOST: I...